Post by gemmink on Dec 1, 2007 23:49:08 GMT -5
Mike Oaf got high on crack because he had $30 and he didnt have anything better to spend it on. He had bought all the star trek DVDs...twice and hookers were an expensive thing in Toronto. So he got high on crack that he bought off an eleven year old. And he knew it was good because the eleven year old said it was the highest qaulity crack he had. Heres how it went
1 minute: Nothing
2 minutes: He see's a cow not his sister an actual cow
4 minutes: He hasnt felt this good since he watched his first Japenese porn film
6 minutes: He begins to see an short ugly woman with brown hair called Annette there conversation goes like this
Mike: Who are you
Annette: Im annette
Mike: You were my cousin who was dumb enough to beilive that spock was a klingon
Annette: No but I was dumb enough to marry you
Mike: Really did we have kids?
Annette: Two
Mike: They must be really good looking
Annette: No one of them looks just like you and the other has uh... nose... issues
Annette: Anyway Im ashamed of you do you know what crack does to you?
Mike: Imagine bitchy women
Annette: Yes and?
Mike: Hey mabye if I have more crack I could imagine spock.
Annette: Crack makes you lose braincells, causes depression and in %20 of cases urinary problems.
Mike: Ya whatever Im getting more crack to see spock
Annette: How dare you have more crack I just gave you a life lesson.
(sniffs crack)
Unfortunatly he never saw spock. But he did get really high and no one cared. His funeral was probably the happiest party anyones ever been to. And no one cried until someone released tear gas. Which Im pretty sure kills you but for plot purposes it doesnt. Also I parodied your mom sonia and dont hate me because Im cute.
1 minute: Nothing
2 minutes: He see's a cow not his sister an actual cow
4 minutes: He hasnt felt this good since he watched his first Japenese porn film
6 minutes: He begins to see an short ugly woman with brown hair called Annette there conversation goes like this
Mike: Who are you
Annette: Im annette
Mike: You were my cousin who was dumb enough to beilive that spock was a klingon
Annette: No but I was dumb enough to marry you
Mike: Really did we have kids?
Annette: Two
Mike: They must be really good looking
Annette: No one of them looks just like you and the other has uh... nose... issues
Annette: Anyway Im ashamed of you do you know what crack does to you?
Mike: Imagine bitchy women
Annette: Yes and?
Mike: Hey mabye if I have more crack I could imagine spock.
Annette: Crack makes you lose braincells, causes depression and in %20 of cases urinary problems.
Mike: Ya whatever Im getting more crack to see spock
Annette: How dare you have more crack I just gave you a life lesson.
(sniffs crack)
Unfortunatly he never saw spock. But he did get really high and no one cared. His funeral was probably the happiest party anyones ever been to. And no one cried until someone released tear gas. Which Im pretty sure kills you but for plot purposes it doesnt. Also I parodied your mom sonia and dont hate me because Im cute.
